Watch out D.J.

There's nothing like a good conspiracy to take your mind off other things.  Thank you Tomer Devorah for this one.

I never knew who Charlie Kirk was until he wasn't.  I had never heard of him before he was shot.

But after a few - maybe a lot - of catching up, I came to the conclusion that it was the F.B.I. who were behind this, and apparently so did a great many other people.... but then someone decided to blame it all on Israel and things became distorted.  [The Israel thing is normal, Israel is blamed for everything that happens] And of course they ended up with a guy named Tyler Robinson and none of it is believable.

Then we all saw Erika's embrace of J.D. and rumours swirled, and we all saw Trump's manufactured weird facial movement when he hugged Erika - a poor attempt at an expression of sympathy, and it just didn't feel right.

And now, the new improved, slimmer and extremely cocky J. D takes the stage at  Turning Point USA's AmericaFest "strutting out to The Hollies "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" - a song that came out in April 1972.   

There's something very OFF about using that song, and if you read the lyrics below you'll understand.

D.J. better watch his back, because J.D. is trouble.

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Here are the lyrics to that song..... emphasis from me

Saturday night I was downtown 

Working for the FBI 

Sitting in a nest of bad men 

Whiskey bottles piling high 

Bootlegging boozer on the west side 

Full of people who are doing wrong 

Just about to call up the D.A. man 

When I heard this woman singing a song 

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes 

My temperature started to rise 

She was a long cool woman in a black dress 

Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall 

Just one look I was a bad mess

 'Cause that long cool woman had it all 

I saw her heading to the table 

Well, a tall walking big black cat 

Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy 

'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at 

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens 

And everybody started to run 

Jumping under doors and tables 

Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun 

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand 

She was holding my right 

Well, I told her, don't get scared 

'Cause you're gonna be spared

I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living 

With a long cool woman in a black dress 

Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall 

Well with just one look I was a bad mess 

'Cause that long cool woman had it all 

Had it all, had it all, had it all Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all) 

Source: LyricFind 

Songwriters: Alan Clarke / Roger Frederick Cook / Roger John Reginald Greenaway 

© Universal Music Publishing Group